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  She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...........

  by miseryloveselders in

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  she loves me,.

  she loves me not.. thats a good lookin sandwich though right?

  the new quiznos chicken bacon dipper with a zesty side of cheese sauce.

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  This might be the Best Thread in the past 3 months.....

  Since JW's give out Mags for free.... Why not use them the right way....

  Maybe they see the light and instead of telling you 1 piece per visit at Assemblies maybe use the new releases or old mags...

  Not that I want to help them save $$$.

  I did tell 2 elders when they tried to SAVE me.... Take your Mags from Jah and wipe your ass with them...

  The responce...... These are from Jehovah...

  I LAUGHED in their faces................never came to see me again!!!
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  Adam was by himself for 35 1/2 years and counting....

  by dozy in

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  according to jw bible chronology , adam was created some 6000 years before 1975 & as armageddon hasn't arrived yet , he has been alone for all the equivalent years since then (despite the wtbts claiming that adam was only on his own for just a few weeks or months.).

  luckily as a perfect man , he had no sexual desires.... .

  adam felt no desires of sex.

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  charlie brown jr.

  The guessing game of this story is so funny.

  Remember hearing this one......Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?? My answer .........who cares!!!! Really this is what you ponder???
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  Adam was by himself for 35 1/2 years and counting....

  by dozy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  according to jw bible chronology , adam was created some 6000 years before 1975 & as armageddon hasn't arrived yet , he has been alone for all the equivalent years since then (despite the wtbts claiming that adam was only on his own for just a few weeks or months.).

  luckily as a perfect man , he had no sexual desires.... .

  adam felt no desires of sex.

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  charlie brown jr.

  I forget how old was Jesus when he died??? And he was a ....LOL .........Virgin being perfect also....he would have no Sexual Desire...

  Wasn't it not good for Adam be alone... that is why God created Lilith....(scratch that we won't talk about his first wife)

  Wasn't it not good for Adam be alone... that is why God created Eve?
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  WARNING: Try Not to Throw Up In Your Mouth

  by headisspinning in

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  okay, so we finally decided that we are moving.

  this is the plan we are contemplating:.

  attend new congregation for one month (go to all the meeting with wt studied in brilliant colours etc.).

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  charlie brown jr.

  excuses excuses....some of us HAVE lost children for good and no one wants to see that happen to anyone......

  It sounds like you have all excues and i do mean EXCUSES to stay......
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  Just Tell Us In Plain English

  by headisspinning in

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  if god has instructions for sincere people why can't he just tell us what they are in plain language?.

  he could do that and some people would fall in line and others wouldn't.. if i was god, that's what i would do.. as a parent, that's what i do with my kids.. i am so tired of all the guesswork..

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  charlie brown jr.

  I remember why I didn't miss this board
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  Just Tell Us In Plain English

  by headisspinning in

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  if god has instructions for sincere people why can't he just tell us what they are in plain language?.

  he could do that and some people would fall in line and others wouldn't.. if i was god, that's what i would do.. as a parent, that's what i do with my kids.. i am so tired of all the guesswork..

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  WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Are You Going To the Memorial?

  by headisspinning in

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  i can't see myself not attending.

  i would feel horrible not to go.

  i don't know where i'm going to land and if i had to look back and think i didn't go... well, i would feel awful..

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  charlie brown jr.

  LOL BORING BORING BORING!!!

  What is the prevalence to the cup of whine ahsyue shshau dhsddhd shddhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wake me up when it's throu!!!!!

  Jesus Death means NOTHIN TO ME so..............

  I'll stay home and have sex with the wife....and I will pass the wine For THAT!!!
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  WARNING: Try Not to Throw Up In Your Mouth

  by headisspinning in

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  okay, so we finally decided that we are moving.

  this is the plan we are contemplating:.

  attend new congregation for one month (go to all the meeting with wt studied in brilliant colours etc.).

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  charlie brown jr.

  WOW!!!!
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  WARNING: Try Not to Throw Up In Your Mouth

  by headisspinning in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  okay, so we finally decided that we are moving.

  this is the plan we are contemplating:.

  attend new congregation for one month (go to all the meeting with wt studied in brilliant colours etc.).

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  charlie brown jr.

  I like this plan better.................

  Just stop going.

  I hope your not moving just to try a fade from a Crazy Cult....

  and I didn't almost throw up in my mouth.....
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  A Very Sad Day

  by Inside Man in

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  'the pillsbury dough boy' died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly.

  he was 71. dough boy was survived by his wife play dough, three children, john dough, jane dough, and dosie dough, plus they had one in the oven.

  the funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.. he will be missed..

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  charlie brown jr.

  

  He will be missed